The future is HERE.  We’ll all be able to buy TERMINATOR glasses sometime in the next ten months.

 According to some solid rumors, Google is working on glasses that will stream real-time information about whatever you’re looking at, right in front of your eyes.  And they’ll go on sale before the end of the year. Like, if you’re looking at the Empire State Building, they’ll give you information about the building, local deals, whether you have friends nearby . . . stuff like that. It works through a combination of GPS, a wireless connection, and a small built-in camera that monitors everything you’re seeing in real-time.  And you can scroll and click by titling your head. 

They’ll cost about the same as a smartphone, and you’ll probably need to get a separate data plan for them.

Facebook’s internal content guideline was leaked yesterday . . . that’s what they use to figure out which posts aren’t appropriate and should be deleted.  Here are the highlights of what they will and won’t censor.

 #1.)  Foreplay like kissing and GROPING will NOT be censored.  Even, quote, “for same-sex individuals.”  But actual sexual activity WILL be censored, obviously.

 #2.)  Photos that show a side-by-side comparison between a person and an animal WILL be censored.

 #3.)  Photoshopped images MIGHT be censored.  If the Photoshopping portrays the person in a negative light, the photo will be removed.  But if the Photoshopping portrays the person in a positive or neutral way, the photo can stay.

 #4.)  Images of drunk or unconscious people with stuff drawn on their face WILL be censored.  Which is a surprise, because I see these all the time.

 #5.)  Graphic photos of dead animals WILL be censored.  Unless the photos are in the context of food prep or, quote, “hunting as it occurs in nature,” like a lion eating a zebra or something.

 #6.)  Works of art showing nudity WILL NOT be censored.  But cartoon nudity will be removed.

 #7.)  Adult love toys MIGHT be censored.  If they’re in the context of sexual activity, they’re gone.  If you’re just, like, holding a vibrating toy, you’re clear.

 #8.)  Bodily fluids WILL NOT be censored.  Vomit, snot, earwax, and anything in the toilet are all probably clear.  But not if you post a photo of someone in the act of actually releasing bodily fluids.   

#9.)  Photos of poaching endangered animals WILL be censored, and will be reported.

… its ok, I don’t think “Fattys” going anywhere, and thats the problem!

Do they make diet pills for dogs?

Or how about Gastric Bypass surgery for cats?

Just like their owners, pets across the country are getting fatter.

New data from the association for pet obesity prevention (yes there is such an organization) shows that over 50% of our countrys dogs and cats are over weight…. and 20% are obese.

Its an eerie combination of sad and cute. See…

We can’t forget our fury and slimy friends today. I actually found this trailer. There’s a movie called “Animals in Love”. I might need to rent it, it looks adorable, I let out an especially big “aww” during the giraffes. Check it out, it’ll make you feel all warm and mushy… which is how we SHOULD feel today… right?

A survey by CareerBuilder found that 31% of all workplace romances end in marriage…. hmm i guess that means 69% end in complete misery? Sounds about right!  If you’re willing to take the risk: of either getting caught, or getting heart broken, and being stuck in the office with him/her, or getting married, and being stuck in the office with him/her…  here are the five industries where you’re most likely to have a relationship with a coworker.

 #1.)  Hospitality:  Working in restaurants or having access to hotel rooms clearly puts people in the mood.  47% of people in the hospitality industry have dated a coworker.

… it would be a shame to let it go to waste!

 #2.)  Financial services:  45% of bankers and Wall Street workers have had a workplace romance.

… other than perhaps making out on a big pile of money, I don’t really see anything romantic or sexy about a bank vault, do you?

 #3.)  Transportation and utilities:  43% of them have had one.

… so bus drivers may meet back at the station, its doubtful they get it on – ON the bus, you would think anyway. What are the chances someone got their kink on, on the People Mover?

 #4.)  Information technology:  You thought they were antisocial nerds, but 40% of IT people have hooked up with a coworker. 

… that would do it for me.

 #5.)  Healthcare:  38% pay a visit to the on-call room, if you know what we mean. 

…Mouth to mouth, Why not?

 Valentine’s Day falls on a Tuesday this year, which means it might be harder to find time for Valentine’s Day fun between the sheets.  Appropriately enough AskMen.com’s  has a list of the top eight places to have a quickie… Now I’m not suggesting you to do anything ILLEGAL.  But if you WANT to, here’s where to do it.

 #1.)  An Elevator.  Unless you’re REALLY quick, you won’t have enough time between floors.  So you have to stall the elevator completely.

 Just make sure you don’t trigger an alarm, or the fire department might hear you through the speaker. The other thing to worry about is whether there’s a security camera in the elevator . . . and whether there’s a security guard watching you or not.

 #2.)  A Movie Theater.  You have to be quiet and sit in the back, but it’s definitely doable.  Just don’t try it at a movie that’s PACKED. You’re better off in a theater that’s somewhere between empty and half-full.  So skip the most popular movies like “Chronicle” and “The Woman in Black”, and go see “The Artist” instead.

 #3.)  The Back of a Club or a Restaurant.  Wherever you are, it just has to be dark and noisy.  If it’s not, the bathroom is a safer alternative.  Especially if you can lock the door.

  #4.)  A Stairwell.  Pick one that doesn’t get much traffic. 

We’re all pretty lazy these days, but some people DO still take the stairs if they’re only going a floor or two.  Just remember, higher floors equal lower risk.

 #5.)  The Car.  It’s kind of the old standard when it comes to quickies.  But if you’ve never tried it . . . or haven’t tried it since high school . . . it can be pretty memorable.

 –Just make sure you pick a spot where you won’t be caught.  At night, cops tend to notice idling cars in places like public parks.  So choose carefully.

#6.)  An Alley.  Obviously not a FILTHY alley.  But even a clean alley is pretty gross.  So this one definitely requires you both to be standing up.

 #7.)  A Dressing Room.  Some stores . . . like Victoria’s Secret . . . won’t let guys go in the dressing rooms, even if it’s with their wife.  But as long as you’re quiet, most dressing rooms are somewhat safe.

 Even if you DO get caught, the salesperson won’t just walk in on you.  But if they know what’s up, you might still get in trouble.  So make sure you’re completely quiet.

 #8.)  Your Workplace.  This is without a doubt the riskiest spot on the list.  If you don’t have your own office, don’t even try it.  If you DO have your own office, watch any episode of “Mad Men” and you’ll see how it’s done.

Today on the We were talking about Toby Keiths song “Made in America”. There’s a line in song, where he sings about using Craftsman tools, cause they’re made in America… and thats their slogan, only they’re not entirely MADE IN AMERICA… infact theres alot of “American” products that aren’t made in the U.S of A. Check it out: 

#1.)  Rawlings Baseballs.  They’ve been the official ball of the major leagues since 1977, but they’ve never actually been made in the U.S.  

–Rawlings was founded in St. Louis in 1887, but moved their baseball manufacturing plant to Puerto Rico in 1969.

 #2.)  Levi’s.  Their headquarters are still in San Francisco.  But the majority of their jeans are now made in Mexico, Cambodia, Japan, Turkmenistan, and the Philippines.

 #3.)  ‘American Girl’ Dolls.  First they were made in Germany.  Then Mattel bought the line in 1998, and since then they’ve been made in China . . . which makes the $100 price tag even crazier.

#4.)  Craftsman Tools.  Saying they’re “made in America” is still technically right . . . because a lot of them ARE.  But Craftsman tools definitely aren’t as American as they USED to be.

 -Once upon a time, ALL Craftsman tools were made in America.  But now some of their hand tools . . . and all of their power tools . . . are made in China.

#5.)  The Chevy Silverado and GMC Sierra.  They’re both made by General Motors, and some of them ARE made . . . or assembled . . . in the U.S.  But almost as many are made in Mexico.

 –Cars.com even took them both off its list of the top ten American-made vehicles.  At least 75% of the work has to be done here in order to qualify for the list.  And for Silverados and Sierras, the number is now around 60%.

And now, because its such a good song… Toby Keith: